The Republic of Littens is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Torracat with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.007 billion Littenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Education, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Litten City. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The strong Littensian economy, worth 51.8 trillion Fireblazers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,453 Fireblazers, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, visions of giant pink Littens are a common side effect after Littenians eat their meals, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, and Torracat has just been declared ruler of Littens in an international press conference. Crime is well under control. Littens's national animal is the Litten, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Littens is ranked 190,588^th in the world and 12,962^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 6.16 flags saluted per person per day.