by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,099th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,539th Nudest: 3,302nd
The Absolute monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Deo Rex, a regle lex
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Litalia Vala

Population2.945 billion

LeaderKing Umberto IV
FaithRoman Catholic


The Absolute monarchy of Litalia Vala is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Umberto IV with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.945 billion Litalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emilia-Romagna. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Litalia Valan economy, worth 367 trillion Florenzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,746 Florenzis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litalia Vala's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Litalia Vala is ranked 9,253rd in the world and 171st in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 113 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,539thNudest: 3,302ndMost Influential: 3,548thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,104thNicest Citizens: 5,477thBest Weather: 5,591stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,109thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,823rdMost Developed: 9,142ndMost Cultured: 9,253rdMost Pacifist: 9,340thHealthiest Citizens: 9,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 9,601stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,953rdMost Average: 12,308thSafest: 12,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,916thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,040thMost Efficient Economies: 14,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,889thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,109thLowest Crime Rates: 15,702nd
Most Average: 10th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 93rd in the region

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