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Most Influential: 1,777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,016thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,074th
The Absolute monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A Deo Rex, a regle lex
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Litalia Vala

Population4.682 billion

LeaderKing Umberto IV
FaithRoman Catholic


The Absolute monarchy of Litalia Vala is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Umberto IV with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.682 billion Litalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emilia-Romagna. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Litalia Valan economy, worth 635 trillion Florenzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 135,698 Florenzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emilia-Romagna Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, the government has declared that too much democracy gets in the way of sensible leadership, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Emilia-Romagna" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litalia Vala's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Litalia Vala is ranked 15,741st in the world and 179th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,756.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 1,777thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,016thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,074thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,144thNudest: 4,278thBest Weather: 5,042ndNicest Citizens: 5,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,169thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,000thMost Cultured: 8,369thHealthiest Citizens: 8,915thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,309thMost Developed: 10,183rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,745thMost Pacifist: 11,364thLowest Crime Rates: 11,740thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,737thSafest: 12,861stMost Efficient Economies: 12,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,040thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,579thLargest Governments: 14,096thSmartest Citizens: 14,294thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,741stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,948thHighest Average Incomes: 17,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,445thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,508thMost Inclusive: 19,178thMost Devout: 19,310th
Nudest: 17th in the regionMost Average: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionBest Weather: 91st in the regionNicest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Devout: 112th in the region

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