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Most Advanced Public Transport: 914th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 925th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,701st
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Direct Democracy for the People
Rudolf Gnägi
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Republic of Lisbane is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rudolf Gnägi with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.641 billion Swiss are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The very strong Swiss economy, worth 712 trillion Swiss Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,325 Swiss Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Swiss bee, every workday begins with group therapy, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lisbane's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Lisbane is ranked 4,159th in the world and 166th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,678.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 914thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 925thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,701stBest Weather: 2,401stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,555thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,139thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,192ndLargest Governments: 3,306thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,491stHealthiest Citizens: 3,834thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,159thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,484thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,955thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,177thLowest Crime Rates: 7,522ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,873rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,976thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,977thMost Cultured: 14,645thHighest Economic Output: 15,641stSmartest Citizens: 15,679thNicest Citizens: 15,987th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 140th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 161st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 166th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 179th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 308th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 365th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 505th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 549th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lisbane was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Lisbane was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Lisbane's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Lisbane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Lisbane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Lisbane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Lisbane's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Lisbane's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Lisbane's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Lisbane's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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