by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 973rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,053rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,644th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Direct Democracy for the People
Rudolf Gnägi
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Republic of Lisbane is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rudolf Gnägi with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.124 billion Swiss are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The very strong Swiss economy, worth 657 trillion Swiss Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,325 Swiss Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Swiss bee, every workday begins with group therapy, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lisbane's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Lisbane is ranked 178,427th in the world and 290th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -25.14 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 973rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,644thTop
Best Weather: 2,309thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,384thLargest Governments: 3,406thHealthiest Citizens: 3,735thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,200thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,878thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,278thLowest Crime Rates: 7,716thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,869thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,465thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,010thMost Cultured: 15,292ndSmartest Citizens: 15,436thHighest Economic Output: 16,523rdNicest Citizens: 16,932ndMost Developed: 18,061st
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the region

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