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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 783rdMost Influential: 2,446thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,004th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Why So Serious? 🃏
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population767 million



The Republic of Lionstrapower is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 767 million Lionstrapowerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jokerstate. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lionstrapowerian economy, worth 68.5 trillion jokpounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,355 jokpounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, astronauts take one small step for Lionstrapower and one giant step backward from confrontation, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry, and nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionstrapower's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lionstrapower is ranked 156,957th in the world and 5,160th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 783rdTop
Most Influential: 2,446thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,004thMost Primitive: 3,508thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,270thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,207thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,286thMost Devout: 11,324thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,472ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,750thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,084thLowest Crime Rates: 22,380thMost Authoritarian: 22,486thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,790th
Largest Insurance Industry: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 134th in the regionMost Primitive: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 253rd in the regionMost Influential: 273rd in the regionMost Devout: 305th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 368th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 421st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 537th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 596th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 658th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 662nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 690th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 739th in the regionMost Cultured: 746th in the regionLargest Black Market: 748th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 791st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lionstrapower was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Lionstrapower, nobles' fancy titles no longer help them cut in line at the supermarket.
  • : Following new legislation in Lionstrapower, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lionstrapower, astronauts take one small step for Lionstrapower and one giant step backward from confrontation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lionstrapower, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
  • : Lionstrapower was endorsed by The Allied States of Arizona2.
  • : Lionstrapower was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Lionstrapower endorsed The Principality of Alambar.
  • : Following new legislation in Lionstrapower, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lionstrapower, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 220 » Bear Connors Paradiso, PenguinPies, New Briantown, Marinho Islands, Qvait, Amerion, Privatore, Jehenna, Land Without Shrimp, Tepertopia, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Volaworand, Bawkie, Antarctic Empires, Phanama, Unity of purity, Farengeto, Auphelia, Bleakfoot, Southern Numenor, Corgitopiaa, Tsvetania, Wehraboos, HUElavia, Lesinteil, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Aschenburg, Ralphburg, Kingpins, Zataras, Tsunamy, Nova Montron, Andinla, Treir, Western Fardelshufflestein, Purple Hyacinth, Si-topia, Wakandan Tribes, Crystal Creation, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Grianal, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Bartonia Nova, Sthalrim, Centristvill, Pax Dracon, Walloonia, Seliyan progressive Islands, Yeldarbsland, and 170 others.RestartAll, Rebel-topia, Japanese Federal Republic, Ebonhand, Aumeltopia, Poopisiya, Kandorith, The Solar System Scope, The United Expanse, Synarion, Euro Pacifica, Belschaft, Kholdan, Blondiesland, Sedunn, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Erinor, The Two Jerseys, Drystar, Isokenzar, Maeiland, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Rad Asia, Myhomecountry, Yellunstryer, 11th Infanterie-Division, Curlyhoward, Avalonica, Soem, The West Valley Mountains, Utondara, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Sanden, Linden Oak, New Goldman, Mauricean Islands, Doraya, Unielvan Millorvium, Salguod, Kiasu-ism, Direwolf1, Blaash, St Oaks, NeoConcordia, The naked people, Darakin, Bod Wareenaland, Shefino, Escevola, Ancient Slobovia, Wallechi, Dankstergrad, Zaelith, Lioniel, Martzian, Maerist, Itani, A leftover country, Catsonya, The Plebeian States, Ullan, Great Andora, South Caleblan, Fasire, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Yavemaya, Dirkistan, Cuuldere, Laamiva, Indolos, Not Austria, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Dovan Con Kabizzores, House Ahsanul, Republik Hintonia, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Hakk Fiss, South Blossom, Zolooloo, Bohenia, Anserisa, Aoz, Hypersensible Crybabies, Kucaland, Menesynchro, Myndia, Aresten, Quh, Rectionk, Idiono, Monstrous Island, Steviland, Page 53, Canmore, West Pastafaria, Kafeine, Glen Cooley, Proctethia, North Kanuckistan, Truskawkoland, Ceutalia, Isle of Glastonbury, Treesil, Peskorea, WI SD EA D, Calistan, Oreo States, Mincestia, South Western Korea, Alaninia, Doss Kingly, InnWorm, Linguiniland, Steampunk Engineers, Myness, Spazzhole, Kallassius, Markla, Farelonia, Los Lonley Boys, North Catimestistrianes, Holota, Baltenlands, Katikstan, Wardoeka, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Qawe, Eskvenn, LadyRebels, Velarin, FreeFishers, Pmta, Kelle Sondians, Drew-Topia, Dis7Nation, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Transtemporal Shifts, Levistian, Seythennia, Death to democracy, Beepee, Scu Greinne, Conexia, Concrete Slab, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Sandaoguo, Bichedder, Vardanfel, Abarri, Doge Land, Libedistan, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Lyland, Carrelie, Doundaly, Yeses, Freedoom, Tughampton, Gonrati, Noimosini, The United Australian States, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Ipugao, Alambar, and Arizona2.

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