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Largest Publishing Industry: 5,202nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,753rd Least Corrupt Governments: 10,082nd
The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
The lion will eat straw like the ox
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Lions and Lambs

Population503 million

CapitalPeaceable Kingdom

Currencykrone
AnimalFleecy Lamb

The Kingdom of Lions and Lambs is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 503 million Lions and Lambs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peaceable Kingdom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.8%.

The all-consuming Lions and Lambs economy, worth 37.3 trillion kroner a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 74,168 kroner, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,316 per year while the poor average 18,039, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, solid-gold toilets are Lions and Lambs prisons' least expensive furnishings, and terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lions and Lambs's national animal is the Fleecy Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lions and Lambs is ranked 148,124th in the world and 20th in Fjord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 5,202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,753rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 10,082ndNicest Citizens: 11,622ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,330thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,899thNudest: 14,525thMost Cultured: 14,967thBest Weather: 15,709thHealthiest Citizens: 17,069th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lions and Lambs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lions and Lambs, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Lions and Lambs, solid-gold toilets are Lions and Lambs prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lions and Lambs, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lions and Lambs, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Lions and Lambs, large sections of Lions and Lambs have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Lions and Lambs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather and Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Lions and Lambs, all the playground's a stage for Lions and Lambs schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Lions and Lambs, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Lions and Lambs, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.

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