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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,723rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 24,104th
The Menagerial Reserve of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
From prey, my son, thou art ascended
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Lion Cub Judea

Population1.186 billion

CapitalQumraan Caves
LeaderYquum Prrqaan
FaithJudaism

CurrencyHoly Shekel
AnimalLioness

The Menagerial Reserve of Lion Cub Judea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yquum Prrqaan with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The devout population of 1.186 billion Lion Cub Judeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qumraan Caves. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Lion Cub Judean economy, worth 50.2 trillion Holy Shekels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,296 Holy Shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 152,438 per year while the poor average 8,390, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

The nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion Cub Judea's national animal is the Lioness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Lion Cub Judea is ranked 106,344th in the world and 5,627th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,008.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,723rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 24,104th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 188th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,155th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,262nd in the regionMost Primitive: 1,644th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lion Cub Judea lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Lion Cub Judea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Lion Cub Judea lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion Cub Judea, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Lion Cub Judea was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Lion Cub Judea, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion Cub Judea, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Lion Cub Judea, the nation's girls answer "apple" when asked what makes pi.
  • : Lion Cub Judea was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Lion Cub Judea, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.

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