The Four Lions of Lion 4 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Lion with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.423 billion Lions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lioness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The thriving Lion 4ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,147 trillion Lions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 84,457 Lions, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion 4's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lionism.

Lion 4 is ranked 74,486^th in the world and 28^th in Vlaanderen for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.38 law-abiding acts per hour.