The Lionlessness of Lion 0 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Lion with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 21.536 billion Lions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lioness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.6%.

The thriving Lion 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion Lions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 87,897 Lions, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion 0's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lionism.

Lion 0 is ranked 45,769^th in the world and 56^th in Vlaanderen for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,686.93 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.