The Communist Republic of Linkers Sha is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Jeff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 898 million Linkers Shans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linker City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linkers Shan economy, worth 129 trillion Rs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,851 Rs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, the leaders of Linkers Sha are given the nod by their predecessors, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linkers Sha's national animal is the Komodo Dragon.

Linkers Sha is ranked 92,631^st in the world and 278^th in The Free Nations Region for Best Weather, with 102 Meters Of Sunlight.