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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Influential: 604thSafest: 5,586th
The Holy Pātissier of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Princess Turdina
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.096 billion

LeaderPrincess Turdina

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.096 billion Linguinilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 686 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,796 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 188,490th in the world and 9,511th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.04 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 398thMost Influential: 604thTop
Safest: 5,586thMost Inclusive: 6,293rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,141stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,975thMost Developed: 9,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,356thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,364thSmartest Citizens: 10,840thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,994thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,211thMost Cultured: 11,478thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,639thLargest Governments: 11,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,770thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,292ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,626thLowest Crime Rates: 13,591stHealthiest Citizens: 15,265thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,836thBest Weather: 15,890thNicest Citizens: 16,562ndMost Pacifist: 16,569thLargest Retail Industry: 17,145thHighest Average Incomes: 17,478thMost Stationary: 19,293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,567thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,671st
Most Influential: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionTop
Safest: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 227th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 242nd in the regionMost Developed: 261st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 266th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 275th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 294th in the regionLargest Governments: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 300th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 302nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 307th in the regionMost Cultured: 308th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 323rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 329th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 338th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 343rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 345th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 347th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 356th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 356th in the regionMost Stationary: 364th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 387th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 452nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 465th in the regionBest Weather: 486th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 544th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 566th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 583rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 623rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 651st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 716th in the regionMost Pacifist: 721st in the regionMost Secular: 840th in the regionRudest Citizens: 921st in the region

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