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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Influential: 619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,863rd
The Holy Pātissier of
New York Times Democracy
Marshmallow?
Princess Turdina
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Linguiniland

Population6.696 billion

CapitalMewni
LeaderPrincess Turdina
FaithAupheliaism

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.696 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 865 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,320 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 2,863rd in the world and 99th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 176.22 Bank.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Influential: 619thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,863rdSafest: 5,330thMost Inclusive: 6,429thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,302ndMost Developed: 8,825thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,029thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,031stMost Cultured: 10,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,867thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,878thSmartest Citizens: 10,952ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,000thBest Weather: 11,084thLargest Governments: 11,208thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,354thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,313thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,455thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,689thLowest Crime Rates: 13,778thHealthiest Citizens: 13,952ndMost Pacifist: 15,167thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,694thNicest Citizens: 16,218thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,807thMost Stationary: 17,030thHighest Average Incomes: 19,961stHighest Economic Output: 21,067thLeast Corrupt Governments: 21,435thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,917thLargest Retail Industry: 22,804thMost Secular: 23,797th
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Most Influential: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 99th in the regionSafest: 189th in the regionMost Inclusive: 225th in the regionMost Developed: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 287th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 288th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 310th in the regionMost Stationary: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 315th in the regionLargest Governments: 316th in the regionMost Cultured: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 317th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 321st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 330th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 341st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 341st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 345th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 355th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 356th in the regionBest Weather: 359th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 381st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 382nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 398th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 445th in the regionLargest Populations: 475th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 583rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 599th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 599th in the regionRudest Citizens: 600th in the regionMost Pacifist: 604th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 696th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 732nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 751st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 770th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 801st in the regionMost Secular: 829th in the region

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