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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 349th Most Influential: 623rd Safest: 5,907th
The Holy Pātissier of
New York Times Democracy
Princess Turdina
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.811 billion

LeaderPrincess Turdina

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.811 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 377 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,226 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Linguinilandian Space Agency, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, economists claim no news is good news, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 56,867th in the world and 3,176th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 349thMost Influential: 623rdTop
Safest: 5,907thMost Inclusive: 6,157thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,484thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,786thMost Developed: 8,928thMost Efficient Economies: 9,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,243rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,705thMost Pacifist: 11,148thSmartest Citizens: 11,277thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,654thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,123rdLargest Governments: 12,143rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,498thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,707thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,880thMost Cultured: 13,311thLargest Retail Industry: 13,943rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,998thLowest Crime Rates: 14,080thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,362ndNicest Citizens: 15,139thHealthiest Citizens: 15,153rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,686th
Most Influential: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionTop
Safest: 190th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 200th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionMost Inclusive: 228th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 261st in the regionMost Developed: 285th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 289th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 298th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 304th in the regionLargest Governments: 305th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 335th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 340th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 346th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 349th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 374th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 379th in the regionMost Cultured: 391st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 401st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 408th in the regionMost Pacifist: 418th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 425th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 431st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 449th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 463rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 499th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 515th in the regionNicest Citizens: 539th in the regionMost Stationary: 548th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 567th in the regionBest Weather: 579th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 580th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 621st in the regionMost Secular: 686th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 687th in the regionLargest Populations: 700th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 743rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 270 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Curlyhoward, Quiescent, Farengeto, Kringalia, Tsunamy, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Havenfell, Drugged Monkeys, The Solar System Scope, Kiasu-ism, Darakin, Sanden, Theorin, Luddinlande, Kholdan, Kaugummi, Cypheri, Soem, Lambdaland, Seliyan progressive Islands, WTP All the good names are taken, Bear Connors Paradiso, Ancient Slobovia, Transtemporal Shifts, Aidenfieeld, Jehenna, Three Rivia Levr, GI-Land, FreeFishers, The Two Jerseys, Centristvill, Dylar, Tsvetania, Nothanksbutseriously, Oxsania, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Lotadia, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Bod Wareenaland, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The United Expanse, Pamela And Hepatitis, The naked people, Wyatonians, North Anatnom, Aywhyou, and 220 others.Commonwealth Of Astoria, Paenoa, Freedwanda, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Uncastania, Southern Numenor, Utondara, Lost And Found, Pastir, Bentwaters, Deosdora, Kobehia, Ridehale, Khazadine, Stormexia, Holy Chimerland, Drystar, Nowa Europa, LaPia, Angevin Britannia, Trelatche, Spazzhole, Poopisiya, Yellunstryer, Iristead, Qaweritoyu, Blahblah2017, Walloonia, Prefesia, Calistan, Antarctic Empires, Escevola, Gymnostan, Ufask, Seanadia, Braavos and Lorath, Farelonia, Phillius, Lightmare, St Oaks, Ezeleah, Qazahnir, Janapuri, Brendleton, Center Lisle, La Ascension, United States of Vietnam, Si-topia, Vincent Field, Volaworand, Sedunn, Concrete Slab, Moreana, Arx Obex, Asdfghuiop, Holy Dominate, Lunadae, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Arasi Luvasa, Factorim, Catalunya Unida, Neo-Indonesia, Teachian, Paranoia, Rhetiaa, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Kerlodia, Nova Montron, Madhonia, Democratic Parndia, Silberne Wache, Japanese Federal Republic, Avalonica, Runsiya, City States Nation, Kongoudess, KIROVET, Sthalrim, Saciu, Mantas Meow, RestartAll, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Lumpov Hasch, Naphina, Bluee Land, Barabarom, European Defense Organization, New Briantown, Jaxon, Imperial Snasdep, Republic Archi, Liberated Lambergs, Hasilberg, Eastern Nyan, Great Andora, Complete Conformity, Jamtland-Trondelag, The Sk8ing Unicorn, Sagada, Pax Dracon, Aumeltopia, Beepee, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Abarri, UnShleepd, Elveka, Aguatania, Lester Crest, Towi Lamia, The National Corporation, Atomic Garden, Macrothea, Shengtie, Isokenzar, Anachronolandia, Noveos, Grouu, East India Kompany, Awjan, Transcostria, Confessors Isle, Spearos, Upper Usok Valley, Lorora3, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, United Qwebland, Potion Seller, USNE2018, Choodox, Esfalsa, Republitank, Lulliland, Yakutikov, Cuuldere, Rascium, Whimichy, Dalklo Bayer, Rabbitz, Kandorith, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Expar Vallist, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Phanama, Herbert Island, Pulaski Republic, Dazeskye, Natcatjojo, Darbor, Purpleistan, Free Republic of Sonora, West Apotos, The Filippinas, Kroumos, Midand, Mikole, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Zess, Qairus, Uncomfortable nooks and crannies, Amerion, Land Without Shrimp, North Erfton, Nankyoku Tairiku, Otaku Trash, Maletora, Akindom, Ariankido, Freedoom, State of Iowa, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, North Prarie, Jahass, Empire of the Western Woods, Ostanasia, Democratic Republic Of Crete, Keidran Union, Academy of Umbrellas, The Dragon Enclave, Strokov, Wehraboos, Halma, Crystal Creation, Republic Clovakh, North Catimestistrianes, Amutien, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Mechanocs, B-7, Dasko, Tyrg, Floofoland, San Anaben, Maeiland, Aurcania, Pays de Loire, Slenrotros, Lost Nation of Joy, Apabeossie, Agalaesia, FiHami, Elmyria, Sesteran, Changolandia, Placeholder name, Astoniastan, Eritis, Churumduul, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Staubsaugen, Qawe, Chocholand, British Nations, Milvands, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Joer Soventiatopia, Doomen, Upper Tyrconnel, and Lorigia.

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