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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 659thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,116thMost Influential: 1,123rd
The Holy Pātissier of
New York Times Democracy
Princess Turdina
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.558 billion

LeaderPrincess Turdina

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.558 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,350 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 175,592nd in the world and 6,102nd in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 659thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,116thMost Influential: 1,123rdTop
Safest: 5,369thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,378thMost Inclusive: 7,008thHighest Food Quality: 8,404thMost Developed: 8,576thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,351stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,352ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,710thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,061stSmartest Citizens: 10,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,636thMost Cultured: 10,660thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,685thBest Weather: 10,944thLargest Governments: 11,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,326thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,734thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,554thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,159thMost Efficient Economies: 13,522ndMost Pacifist: 14,389thLowest Crime Rates: 14,494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,370thHighest Economic Output: 16,422ndNicest Citizens: 16,995thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,154thHighest Average Incomes: 21,214thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,716thMost Secular: 23,452ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,892nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionSafest: 162nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 176th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 223rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 240th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 259th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 267th in the regionMost Developed: 270th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 288th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 295th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 304th in the regionLargest Governments: 309th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 310th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 314th in the regionMost Cultured: 318th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 323rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 325th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 343rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 358th in the regionLargest Populations: 374th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 396th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 410th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 497th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 534th in the regionMost Pacifist: 576th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 606th in the regionNicest Citizens: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 626th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 692nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 758th in the regionMost Secular: 786th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 975th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 226 » Beepee, Auphelia, Sthalrim, Concrete Slab, Hanguk-Nippon, Blaash, Indolos, Rebel-topia, Anatasha, Drystar, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Western Fardelshufflestein, South Caleblan, Amerion, Land Without Shrimp, Nova Montron, Bear Connors Paradiso, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Two Jerseys, Kiasu-ism, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Ralphburg, Beblahbleblo, Menesynchro, Fasire, Grianal, Jehenna, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, A leftover country, Bawkie, The Solar System Scope, Abarri, Linden Oak, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Unielvan Millorvium, Curlyhoward, Herbert Island, The naked people, Southern Numenor, Ullan, Jammlandia, Aschenburg, Itani, Darakin, Oxyliteral, Nowa Europa, Tsunamy, Bleakfoot, Corgitopiaa, and 176 others.Antarctic Empires, Doraya, Ancient Slobovia, Canmore, Bumblegaria, Westenhald, Dirkistan, Aoz, Bohenia, North Kanuckistan, New Sanet, Myndia, Myhomecountry, Volaworand, South Western Korea, Rectionk, Holy Free, Zaelith, Centristvill, Myness, Sedunn, Wehraboos, Madhonia, RestartAll, Soem, Rad Asia, Yellunstryer, Aidenfieeld, Cypheri, Sanden, Center Lisle, Doundaly, Walloonia, Dereistic, Noire Denholm, Tioloman, Shefino, Tepertopia, Steviland, Enplatia, Blondiesland, PenguinPies, Calistan, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Island of Sorna, Moridine, Unojo, Holota, South Blossom, Kiani, Tyflugian, Treir, Katikstan, Danily, Los Lonley Boys, Proctethia, Drew Durrnil, Farengeto, West Pastafaria, Ebonhand, CostaLisa, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, New Qafedemar, Freedoom, United States of Belvaria, Sandaoguo, Yaravia, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Kringalia, FreeFishers, Arvan Irawer, The Imperial Of Notsep, Gonrati, Nomayuki, Bod Wareenaland, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Raidener, Ostavaria, America Gone Wrong, The republic of Konsa, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Valansten, Cucutenium, Malmsia, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Willing Mind, Makinius, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Ipugao, Donat Invadia, Uvalor, Mavenu, GERMAN EMPIER, Prairiegrass, Gonteris, Karimata, Sozlanden, Depressed Nation, Skaladoria, Photoplier, Doriander, Noimosini, Flumenvallis, Novarian Republic, Privatore, Bharathvarsha, GreaterLeafland, Truskawkoland, Tvania, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Blancemon, The Stolen Lands, New Mistland, Kricivk, Omalayia, Greater Planestic, Villa Caruso, Banglazstrogaria, Uunited Islands, Kepler-B, Imperium Sempiternum, Akimera, Evaburn, The Woragopiria, Little Friendship, Kantamaria, Havenfell, Pavel420, Andinla, Zanforadon, Aurcania, Venezia Pacifica, Martiland, New Plant, Esterwood, Paganan, South Pernambuco, New American Dictatorship, Leimarite Empire, Great Lothian, Oppalli, Froshar, Some Great Peope, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Tyrantistica, Bistritza, Eae, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, LadyRebels, Driodal, Taigama, Rhetiaa, Petea, Nouvel Empire, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Sureiya, Winlah, Eggraria, Ostela-Aswines, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, MaPetiteFille, Evinea, TescoPepsi, and Altnavia.