The Armed Republic of Lingu is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mirko with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.816 billion Linguans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Linguan economy, worth 387 trillion hounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,281 hounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, everyone apparently sends Mirko hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lingu's national animal is the bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lingu was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica.
- : Lingu was endorsed by The Empire of Biingus.
- : Lingu was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Jove Mahmo.
- : Lingu was endorsed by The Free Land of Namaste Isle.
- : Lingu was endorsed by The Federation of Federation Of Columbian Republics.
- : Following new legislation in Lingu, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Lingu, everyone apparently sends Mirko hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
- : Lingu endorsed The Unified Ideologies of Argentianworkslasia.
- : Lingu endorsed The Shadow of Eastern Alksearia.
- : Lingu endorsed The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia.
Endorsements Received: 203 » Todd McCloud, Dragons Blood, VW53Aland, Rainbow Vests, H-Zhena, Brotherland, Zukchiva, Asendavia, CANZUK 1, Azureano, Axdel, Wiranath, Republic of Berzerkistan, Merlovich, La xinga, A Slanted Black Stripe, Roliganistan, Schrebia, Squid Ruinosa, Kilkire, Talitoa, Plazland, New Leganes, United China Nation, Headpat Central, Enlil, Ridann, ReeK, Rhealaliit, Kangarawa, BearStackof2015, Elejamie, FreedomIand, Tassirion, Kaigi, Seri Tai Republic, Luisagna, Riveraland, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Imperial Akatsuki, East Malaysia, Pasedonia, Propwash, Socialist Holy American Empire, The Solar Ottomans, Hen wlad fy nhadau, Ripsylvania, Lanagon, Goodnamesarerare, 3 14159265358979323846264, and 153 others.Federated States of Zootron, Monteconstance, Bai Lung, Servants of Gizmo, Slys Paws, Dragonia, CopyCato, Wizardonia, Generousity, Yuritoria, Slonful, Moewland, Firenation91, German South-East Africa, The Eternal Land of Jong, The Militarius Imperium, The Three States of Fortuna, Lyontisia, Pagodia, Drunken Seal Islands, Unger under over, Aeljae, Arkalarius, Enou, Sen Jast, Taurora, Collective Individualism, North West Sutherland, Lantros, Trimmania, Adioration, Impia Aghte, Bullpups, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, NorthLuxeland, Raneve Brusertheatel, Chria Deau, The Almighty Country, Greater New Cassandra, Hexyia, Bakaworld, North Insomnia, BuciLand, Nossepachina, The United Asian Republics, Grossvietnam, Dreamersistan, Staynes, Komiker Mawrysharken, Lurolona, Abtracnt, Khadah, Nurmani, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Zang0, Roissyland, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Meagharia, The Empire of Rijelv, Dorles, Evrigenis, Slongs, Sovietsoyuz, Upper Ellisse, Merkez, Survivoristan, New Mainz, Cameronia Excellentia, Hokolokia, A mean old man, Kyrtizhan, Santa Dystopia, Kagorg Bra Corna, HinduRashtr, ReReReRepublic, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Ephem, Horn of Havenkaap, ArenaC, Alttaea, Layngderfleethe, Albrook, Adavan, Arouran, Zulkig, Coruh, Gunov, Karatol-Advenra, Centrical Union, CheeseBurrito, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Washingtonian Order, New Bobby, Dratava, Concentus, East Peatteo, Debluu, Chols Worithopia, Edmontia, Cyrillic Peoples, Modra, Dravida India, Biggstonia, Airrajul, Oofery, Tawuse, Broengtopia, Markhor, Granskau, Bytes, Acronis, Nevertopia, Wallenburg, Bharatewa, South Azerbijan, Arunika, Busto arsizio2, Danelaw Scandinavia, Clarence-Voslage, Lanwa, EHTYCSCYTHE, Beausylvana, From New World, Forro Islands, Euricanis, Forktoon, Fradrildrun, Fontesia, Dannemarie, Free Nal Graakuo, Farangia, Zeiberland, Empire of Dabiristan, Gemmena, Vogar, Republic of New India, Aeoliah, Cisdaniria, Insi Karai, United Arab Islamic, Technocratic Tagalog, Soriacos, Lorrana, North Bernia, Eastern Alksearia, Argentianworkslasia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Namaste Isle, Jove Mahmo, Biingus, and Distro-Spartica.