The Armed Republic of Lingu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mirko with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.493 billion Linguans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Linguan economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion hounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 236,805 hounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lingu's national animal is the bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Lingu is ranked 102,492nd in the world and 4,719th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 38.41 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lingu was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Shauvania.
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Lingu, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
- : Following new legislation in
Lingu, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
- : Following new legislation in
Lingu, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in
Lingu, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
- : Following new legislation in
Lingu, civil servants spend most their time carrying out risk assessments for paper cuts.
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Lingu was endorsed by
The Kingdom of Estande.
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Lingu was endorsed by
The Stati Uniti of Isole Ionie.
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Lingu, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
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Lingu, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 173 » Todd McCloud,
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United China Nation,
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Firenation91,
The Three States of Fortuna,
Lyontisia,
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Enou, and 123 others.
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Preat,
Lilisk,
Formaro,
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Vuclen,
Aivintis,
In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia,
Alemannian Empire,
Canadian Technocrats,
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Thurland,
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Idk really,
The united republican democratic states,
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Romanoddle Republic,
Perah,
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Blobon,
Land of Corporations,
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The Marlands,
Skyrim tamriel,
Uniao Sovietica de Minas Gerais,
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Merlovich,
United Commonwealth of American States,
The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices,
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FREEHELL,
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Frankinstan,
Sandboxford,
Kaldrbuth,
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Isole Ionie,
Estande, and
Shauvania.