The Jingoistic States of Lindz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 23.278 billion Lindzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of International Aid, Environment, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lindzian economy, worth 447 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,205 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindz's national animal is the horse.

Lindz is ranked 176,871^st in the world and 3,508^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.71 law-abiding acts per hour.