Least Corrupt Governments: 2,073rd Safest: 6,671st Largest Publishing Industry: 9,732nd
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Do to others what you wish them to do to you
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Free Land of Lindisfarne is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.334 billion Lindisfarneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nittiesborg. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Lindisfarnean economy, worth 377 trillion Sols a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,343 Sols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

L-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindisfarne's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lindisfarne is ranked 16,059th in the world and 22nd in Taijitu for Longest Average Lifespans, with 77.63 Years.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,073rdSafest: 6,671stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,938thMost Pacifist: 11,053rdSmartest Citizens: 12,885thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,939thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,817thNicest Citizens: 15,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,343rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,059th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, L-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Lindisfarne was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Dust-Filled Face Creases of Red Mones, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions.
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Lindisfarne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Lindisfarne, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.

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