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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,634thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,044thLargest Retail Industry: 2,523rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Tierra y Libertad
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Lincoln Village

Population6.315 billion

CapitalMilwaukee
LeaderKing Tut

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Republic of Lincoln Village is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Tut with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.315 billion Lincoln Villageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lincoln Villagean economy, worth a remarkable 1,600 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 253,451 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lincoln Village's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lincoln Village is ranked 3,509th in the world and 137th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,285.47 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,634thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,044thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,523rdRudest Citizens: 3,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,081stLargest Black Market: 3,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,264thHighest Average Incomes: 3,384thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,642ndMost Influential: 4,426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,259thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,493rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,803rdSmartest Citizens: 6,186thLargest Mining Sector: 6,728thMost Efficient Economies: 6,996thMost Developed: 7,285thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,886thMost Inclusive: 9,835thHighest Economic Output: 10,807thMost Armed: 11,598thLargest Governments: 11,815thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,127thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,007thMost Cultured: 18,017thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,152ndMost Advanced Public Education: 22,330thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,665th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionRudest Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 109th in the regionLargest Black Market: 114th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 137th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 142nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 156th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 214th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 225th in the regionMost Developed: 237th in the regionMost Armed: 278th in the regionLargest Governments: 328th in the regionMost Inclusive: 346th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 359th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 362nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 458th in the regionLargest Populations: 508th in the regionMost Influential: 510th in the regionMost Cultured: 514th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 633rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 645th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 656th in the regionMost Average: 670th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 725th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 767th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lincoln Village was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lincoln Village, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Lincoln Village, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Lincoln Village, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
  • : Lincoln Village was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Lincoln Village, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Lincoln Village, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
  • : Following new legislation in Lincoln Village, gossip magazines have pictures of King Tut sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Lincoln Village, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".
  • : Following new legislation in Lincoln Village, every workday begins with group therapy.

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