The Republic of Lincoln Village is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Tut with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.56 billion Lincoln Villageans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lincoln Villagean economy, worth 470 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 183,604 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 560,873 per year while the poor average 46,586, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Lincoln Village is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, there's a hole in the heart of every Lincoln Villagean city, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lincoln Village's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lincoln Village is ranked 162,483^rd in the world and 7,379^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 37.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.