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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 457th Rudest Citizens: 460th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 465th
The Jello Puddin' of
Capitalist Paradise
Dave Jackson the Expert Gamesman
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.867 billion

CapitalShell City
LeaderDave Jackson the Expert Gamesman
FaithSean Kingston

AnimalGuy Fieri

The Jello Puddin' of LimpBizkit is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dave Jackson the Expert Gamesman with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.867 billion LimpBizkitians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient LimpBizkitian economy, worth 436 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 233,632 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,686,688 per year while the poor average 10,331, a ratio of 163 to 1.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and Dave Jackson the Expert Gamesman's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Shell City generates millions of views. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. LimpBizkit's national animal is the Guy Fieri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sean Kingston.

LimpBizkit is ranked 4,439th in the world and 40th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,151.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 457thRudest Citizens: 460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 465thMost Influential: 500thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 993rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,037thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,139thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,296thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,339thMost Armed: 1,409thMost Avoided: 1,499thHighest Crime Rates: 1,546thFattest Citizens: 1,673rdTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,910thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,297thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,731stLargest Mining Sector: 2,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,962ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,106thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,138thHighest Average Incomes: 3,144thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,822ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,411thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,439thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,867thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,612thMost Pro-Market: 5,832ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,426thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,475thMost Secular: 10,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,873rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,041stSmartest Citizens: 13,554thMost Cultured: 17,229th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 77th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 113th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 181 » Kondraki, United Socialists of the Highest Power, The Parandeam, DunNaGall, FreeGunsForAll, Limonata, Future of Mankind, Danyl, Blogotopia, Wysrod, Earth Federation, Spiritbw, Valcour, Lamborghini Murcielago, Slaytania, Tzo, Colonel Terrosit, Mare Nova, Chip Skylark, The Iron Crown Order, Iontan, Kilenel, Palman, Samonaemia, Nklilbro, Zeklandia, The Dwemmer, UNpoopburg, The Tasmanian Islands, HN67, Kyrizstanislav, Weaubleau, Kebecois, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Gal Cradia, Mers Plo Mar, Testa, ShadowVoltia, Grungerock, Manlinesslavia, The Snake Brotherhood, Jobsteria, Khon, Zyrcrestia, Grimlandia, Myopic, Rex Republic, Seantonia, Tijdtevelia, BNL Corporation, and 131 others.Pax Athena, New Colbycountry, Mystiquelle, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Snoozing Buffalax, Perzische Keizer, Kokkinostan, Creeptopia, Lebenlauf, Seranis, Hacame, Karlando, Ironica Butterfly, Rabbitomia, Achiotopia, Hawalius, Edorask, Whatapity, LiberationVille, Stroulia, SHASLAND, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Rigadia, Person677, Wolfpredator, Gewisse, New China and North India, Aspistania, Saiure, Newplacelandia, Puffandria, Syvie, Automne, Oom, The Biggles Syndicate, The Soylent Green Party, Berzerkastan, Mool Hahn Kop, Austral Coast, Keeri Kingdom, Old Atlantica, Maddinville, Grifopolis, Corynthio, Fiodiya, Tangora, Its-dat-boi, Coreras, Cybershield, Isentran, The Awesome Blue Order, Marjano, Ishkabibber, Datland, Dustwind, Freres La Cote, Neko Catpanions, Dominion Of Compassion, Emanian Republic, Terai, Unwo, Novegia, Evil Dictators Happyland, Czechppines, Fascist Polish-lithuanian commonwealth, Psolick, Mozambiq, Bestburg, Sittwe, Mostly Idiots, Faulknaria, The African Emirates, The Mindsweep, Norzielen, United States of Kerthina, Gouranga, Kalraydas, Saarwald, Fullex, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Gronkolioman, Casyra, Independent Communist Knowledges, Wealth and Peace, Sissila, Anarchic Economy, Roisin Dubh, Alemputo, Eldius, Anollasia, Junnland, Ashirou, Saturn Glimmer, Forminera, Zeganas, Wubestan, Hagenowe, Wheatley Laboratories, Flinkara, Reckington, Drunk devotees, Finswedeway, Chellas, New Dawns, Punlords, The Maj Earabia, Secular States of the Philippines, Sameatle, Wizardly Lizards, Lattiland, Centropeana, YX-123, Swabbistan, Kamshrirthull, Dannesberg, Declan Lo Monaco, Reunified Israel, Na Kanaka Isles, Marlonland, Numbeia, Empia Pyramos, Novus Romulus, Wincelowe, Northern Skrand, Odrin, United Indian Ocean Islands, Bristannia, Williecavan, and Genovia-Karlsruhe.

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