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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 275th Most Influential: 1,387th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,859th
The Radtastic Cage State of
Corporate Bordello
I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
Nicolas Cage
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Radtastic Cage State of LimpBizkit is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Nicolas Cage with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 920 million LimpBizkitians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LimpBizkitian economy, worth 137 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 149,344 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,076 per year while the poor average 20,308, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. LimpBizkit's national animal is the Guy Fieri, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

LimpBizkit is ranked 114,578th in the world and 786th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.33 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 275thMost Influential: 1,387thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,859thRudest Citizens: 2,086thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,999thHighest Crime Rates: 3,158thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,368thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,429thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,048thMost Avoided: 5,138thLargest Mining Sector: 6,083rdMost Politically Free: 6,120thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,160thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,354thLargest Retail Industry: 7,494thMost Inclusive: 8,411thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,628thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,320thMost Armed: 10,595thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,138thHighest Average Incomes: 11,462ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,878thMost Secular: 15,504th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 46th in the regionMost Avoided: 55th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Armed: 84th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 87th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LimpBizkit lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, citizens queue to get the reinstated bank notes and coins.
  • : LimpBizkit voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom to Seek Care".
  • : LimpBizkit lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : LimpBizkit endorsed The Colony of Dalumu2.
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.
  • : LimpBizkit lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 177 » Kondraki, United Socialists of the Highest Power, Markanite, The Parandeam, Spudlandia, DunNaGall, Evil Dictators Happyland, FreeGunsForAll, Limonata, Numbeia, Future of Mankind, Manonmanistan, Ater Nox, Danyl, Finswedeway, Blogotopia, Wysrod, Earth Federation, Spiritbw, Valcour, Lamborghini Murcielago, Slaytania, Tzo, Colonel Terrosit, Mare Nova, Chip Skylark, The Iron Crown Order, Iontan, Arnor and Gondor-, Germanic and Jewish people, Time Currency, Kilenel, Palman, Samonaemia, Nklilbro, Zeklandia, The Dwemmer, UNpoopburg, The Tasmanian Islands, United Governments of Newrope, HN67, Kyrizstanislav, Collective Society of Clementi, Weaubleau, Kebecois, Barycenter of the Amazing Newtonian Hell, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Gal Cradia, Mers Plo Mar, Natanan, and 127 others.Testa, ShadowVoltia, Grungerock, Manlinesslavia, The Snake Brotherhood, Zaqaz Death, Dimensionals, Jobsteria, Khon, Uprus, Zyrcrestia, Those against abusers, Grimlandia, Myopic, Rex Republic, Seantonia, Tijdtevelia, Durius, BNL Corporation, Free Tristania, Pax Athena, New Colbycountry, Mystiquelle, Lexomia, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Solights, Baudelafstan, Snoozing Buffalax, Perzische Keizer, Kokkinostan, Creeptopia, Lebenlauf, Seranis, Hacame, Theurgia, Karlando, Psolick, Ironica Butterfly, Rabbitomia, Achiotopia, American Republic of Independent States, Hawalius, Edorask, Whatapity, LiberationVille, Auruh, Maineria, Carbrabukka, Stroulia, SHASLAND, Wolfhunters, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Selic Agral, Rigadia, God1, Person677, Wolfpredator, Crustacion, Wizlandia, Gewisse, Lysandrion, Luxastan Empire, New China and North India, Aspistania, Saiure, New Katamenia, Western Aler Lite, Diamond Doves, Jecmenek, Kergueleun, Newplacelandia, Puffandria, Aleg, Syvie, Automne, De La Warr Empire, Oom, Eisuden, Kal Chauah, The Biggles Syndicate, Spontania, The Katahari Grasslands, The Soylent Green Party, Thranon, Berzerkastan, Zarderia, Mool Hahn Kop, Austral Coast, Keeri Kingdom, The Russ Scott Islands, Lowistort, Wentera, Nowernia, Old Atlantica, Maddinville, Mike the Progressive, Monkswood, RednYellow, Pentagol, Grifopolis, Boo bie Land, Corynthio, Forkbeardland, Fiodiya, Tangora, Billy Bob Jenkins, Its-dat-boi, Coreras, Cybershield, Deauchia Fie, Great Flutland, Eeumeria, Isentran, The Awesome Blue Order, Marjano, Isles of Swag, Ishkabibber, Datland, Lurraterra, Jokolo, Fritt Halogaland, Dustwind, Freres La Cote, The Republic of Judea, and Neko Catpanions.

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