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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 410th Most Influential: 859th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,481st
The Temporary McCartney State of
Capitalist Paradise
Looking for a temporary secretary.
Paul McCartney
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Temporary McCartney State of LimpBizkit is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paul McCartney with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.309 billion LimpBizkitians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient LimpBizkitian economy, worth 256 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 196,110 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,030,351 per year while the poor average 19,947, a ratio of 51.7 to 1.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous LimpBizkitian bee, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the LimpBizkitian military. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. LimpBizkit's national animal is the Guy Fieri, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cosmo Kramer.

LimpBizkit is ranked 4,482nd in the world and 61st in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 26.35 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 410thMost Influential: 859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,495thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,599thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,668thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,237thLargest Retail Industry: 2,521stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,583rdMost Avoided: 2,806thRudest Citizens: 2,895thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,288thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,914thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,353rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,448thFattest Citizens: 4,482ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,027thHighest Average Incomes: 5,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,927thMost Armed: 7,492ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,617thMost Pro-Market: 8,937thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,939thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,970thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 9,023rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,346thMost Inclusive: 10,734thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,141stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,161stMost Secular: 12,749thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,229thMost Cultured: 15,796thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,686th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionFattest Citizens: 61st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 67th in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 120th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LimpBizkit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : LimpBizkit lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the LimpBizkitian military.
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : LimpBizkit was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous LimpBizkitian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in LimpBizkit, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : LimpBizkit lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : LimpBizkit was endorsed by The Republic of Avenged Sevenfoldia.
  • : LimpBizkit was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Robakyna.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 180 » Kondraki, United Socialists of the Highest Power, The Parandeam, DunNaGall, FreeGunsForAll, Limonata, Future of Mankind, Danyl, Blogotopia, Wysrod, Earth Federation, Spiritbw, Valcour, Lamborghini Murcielago, Slaytania, Tzo, Colonel Terrosit, Mare Nova, Chip Skylark, The Iron Crown Order, Iontan, Kilenel, Palman, Samonaemia, Nklilbro, Zeklandia, The Dwemmer, UNpoopburg, The Tasmanian Islands, United Governments of Newrope, HN67, Kyrizstanislav, Collective Society of Clementi, Weaubleau, Kebecois, Barycenter of the Amazing Newtonian Hell, Lost Islands of Pantagon, Gal Cradia, Mers Plo Mar, Natanan, Testa, ShadowVoltia, Grungerock, Manlinesslavia, The Snake Brotherhood, Dimensionals, Jobsteria, Khon, Uprus, Zyrcrestia, and 130 others.Those against abusers, Grimlandia, Myopic, Rex Republic, Seantonia, Tijdtevelia, BNL Corporation, Pax Athena, New Colbycountry, Mystiquelle, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Baudelafstan, Snoozing Buffalax, Perzische Keizer, Kokkinostan, Creeptopia, Lebenlauf, Seranis, Hacame, Karlando, Ironica Butterfly, Rabbitomia, Achiotopia, American Republic of Independent States, Hawalius, Edorask, Whatapity, LiberationVille, Auruh, Carbrabukka, Stroulia, SHASLAND, Wolfhunters, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Selic Agral, Rigadia, God1, Person677, Wolfpredator, Crustacion, Gewisse, Lysandrion, New China and North India, Aspistania, Saiure, Western Aler Lite, Newplacelandia, Puffandria, Aleg, Syvie, Automne, Oom, The Biggles Syndicate, The Katahari Grasslands, The Soylent Green Party, Berzerkastan, Mool Hahn Kop, Austral Coast, Keeri Kingdom, The Russ Scott Islands, Lowistort, Nowernia, Old Atlantica, Maddinville, Monkswood, Pentagol, Grifopolis, Boo bie Land, Corynthio, Fiodiya, Tangora, Its-dat-boi, Coreras, Cybershield, Eeumeria, Isentran, The Awesome Blue Order, Marjano, Isles of Swag, Ishkabibber, Datland, Jokolo, Fritt Halogaland, Dustwind, Freres La Cote, Neko Catpanions, Dominion Of Compassion, Emanian Republic, The Peninsular, Caesarian Rule, Terai, Unwo, Novegia, NoMoon Country, D4rk1ight, New Minerve, Evil Dictators Happyland, Finswedeway, Brignir, Donatelland, Czechppines, PrateeKosmos, Lamya, Fascist polish-lithuanian commonwealth, Psolick, Mozambiq, Pavaro, Bosnae-Herceg, Bestburg, The Bohemians, Sittwe, Mostly Idiots, Faulknaria, The African Emirates, Mahina Moku, Flying Eagles, The Mindsweep, Kozmix, Norzielen, United States of Kerthina, Gouranga, Dranzi, Kalraydas, Arderiblibena, Saarwald, Fullex, Robakyna, and Avenged Sevenfoldia.

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