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Most Influential: 456th Rudest Citizens: 612th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 671st
The Band on the Run of
Capitalist Paradise
I need a temporary secretary.
Paul McCartney
Civil Rights
Very Good
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Population2.531 billion

CapitalShell City
LeaderPaul McCartney
FaithSean Kingston

AnimalGuy Fieri

The Band on the Run of LimpBizkit is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Paul McCartney with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.531 billion LimpBizkitians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shell City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient LimpBizkitian economy, worth 606 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 239,493 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,401,351 per year while the poor average 19,196, a ratio of 73.0 to 1.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, most pop videos prominently feature the LimpBizkitian flag, and childhood friends of Paul McCartney are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. LimpBizkit's national animal is the Guy Fieri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sean Kingston.

LimpBizkit is ranked 1,648th in the world and 22nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Crime Rates, with 39.17 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Influential: 456thRudest Citizens: 612thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 671stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 982ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,007thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,129thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,187thMost Avoided: 1,247thMost Armed: 1,468thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,470thFattest Citizens: 1,583rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,648thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,704thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,056thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,104thLargest Mining Sector: 2,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,959thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,961stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,037thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,164thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,315thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,520thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,686thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,693rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,978thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,878thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,458thMost Pro-Market: 8,123rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 8,618thMost Efficient Economies: 9,073rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,752ndMost Secular: 9,960thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,720thMost Cultured: 12,442ndSmartest Citizens: 12,468th
Rudest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the region

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