The Federation of Liminyj is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dictating Ruler Zastil with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.623 billion Liminyjians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kosaul. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liminyjian economy, worth 830 trillion Yi-Quos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,712 Yi-Quos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government builds houses for foreign newcomers, Dictating Ruler Zastil's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liminyj's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Liminyj is ranked 8,148^th in the world and 451^st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 101.93 quips per hour.