The Turdistan of Lily Is Poop is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.981 billion Lily Is Poopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Education receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Lily Is Poopian economy, worth 237 trillion Lily Toilet Papers a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,558 Lily Toilet Papers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,726 per year while the poor average 14,445, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lily Is Poop's national animal is the Poop Fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lily Is Poop is ranked 140,940^th in the world and 17^th in Lily for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.47 on the Bus Surprisal Index.