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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,129thMost Conservative: 12,347thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,524th
The Turdistan of
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Lily Is Poop

Population3.981 billion

CurrencyLily Toilet Paper
AnimalPoop Fly

The Turdistan of Lily Is Poop is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.981 billion Lily Is Poopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Education receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Lily Is Poopian economy, worth 237 trillion Lily Toilet Papers a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,558 Lily Toilet Papers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,726 per year while the poor average 14,445, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lily Is Poop's national animal is the Poop Fly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lily Is Poop is ranked 140,940th in the world and 17th in Lily for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.47 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,129thMost Conservative: 12,347thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,524thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,945thLargest Mining Sector: 14,488thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,722ndMost Primitive: 28,196thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29,192nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the region

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