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Largest Retail Industry: 231stRudest Citizens: 815thMost Efficient Economies: 934th
The Federation of
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Population7.673 billion

CapitalLillamala in Greater Lysköping
LeaderPresident Silas Flemming
FaithNorse Paganism


The Federation of Lillorainen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Silas Flemming with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.673 billion Lillorainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lillamala in Greater Lysköping. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lillorainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,488 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 324,350 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

International negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is totally unknown. Lillorainen's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Norse Paganism.

Lillorainen is ranked 208,322nd in the world and 18th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Authoritarian, with 231.01 milliStalins.

Largest Retail Industry: 231stRudest Citizens: 815thMost Efficient Economies: 934thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 973rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,005thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,382ndFattest Citizens: 1,441stHighest Average Incomes: 1,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,768thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,838thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,388thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,477thMost Cultured: 2,484thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,561stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,683rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,713thLargest Black Market: 3,397thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,432ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,666thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,696thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,832ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,917thMost Inclusive: 4,500thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,933rdSmartest Citizens: 5,020thHighest Food Quality: 5,292ndLargest Governments: 6,227thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,447thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,629thHighest Economic Output: 6,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,793rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,982ndNudest: 10,716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,037thLargest Mining Sector: 11,578thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,358thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,904thMost Armed: 13,141stHighest Drug Use: 16,321stMost Stationary: 16,713thMost Developed: 18,090thMost Influential: 18,329thMost Secular: 18,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,664th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the region

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