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Largest Retail Industry: 186thRudest Citizens: 661stMost Efficient Economies: 756th
The Federation of
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Population4.842 billion

CapitalLillamala in Greater Lysköping
LeaderPresident Silas Flemming
FaithNorse Paganism


The Federation of Lillorainen is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Silas Flemming with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 4.842 billion Lillorainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lillamala in Greater Lysköping. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lillorainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 326,474 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Lillorainen's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Norse Paganism.

Lillorainen is ranked 1,099th in the world and 1st in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,024.23 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 186thRudest Citizens: 661stMost Efficient Economies: 756thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 894thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,133rdFattest Citizens: 1,396thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,403rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,497thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,960thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,180thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,376thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,522ndMost Cultured: 2,536thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,539thLargest Black Market: 3,053rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,343rdMost Avoided: 3,397thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,820thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,829thMost Inclusive: 4,191stSmartest Citizens: 4,648thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,764thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,766thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,030thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,433rdLargest Governments: 5,433rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,897thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,833rdHighest Economic Output: 9,902ndNudest: 10,184thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,019thHighest Drug Use: 11,486thLargest Mining Sector: 11,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,891stMost Armed: 11,920thMost Developed: 15,734thMost Secular: 18,632ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,064th

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