The Federation of Lil Nasbol is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Theodoric Magnus with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.471 billion National Bolivians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Nasbol. The average income tax rate is 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Nasbolivian economy, worth 751 trillion Nasbols a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,192 Nasbols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Theodoric Magnus on Lil Nasbol's coulrophobia epidemic, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lil Nasbol's national animal is the Mythical Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian Orthodoxy.

Lil Nasbol is ranked 268,574^th in the world and 13,919^th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.41 crimes per hour.