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Highest Crime Rates: 734thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 938thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,067th
The Satyr Lottocracy of
A Lil' La Land of a Lil' La Lunacy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Lil La Luna

Population12.799 billion

LeaderLady Alylil Denya Sorthof La Luna
Faithcasual moon worship

CurrencyLunar Shell
AnimalLil' La Luna Springbok

The Satyr Lottocracy of Lil La Luna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Alylil Denya Sorthof La Luna with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.799 billion Lunar Goons' live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynorai. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Lunar Goonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,714 trillion Lunar Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 133,982 Lunar Shells, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 834,584 per year while the poor average 9,198, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let Lunar Goons' marry themselves', exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and Lynorai's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lil La Luna's national animal is the Lil' La Luna Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is casual moon worship.

Lil La Luna is ranked 242,463rd in the world and 138th in Caer Sidi for Best Weather, with -149 Meters Of Sunlight.

Highest Crime Rates: 734thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 938thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,067thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,110thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,208thHighest Drug Use: 1,365thMost Armed: 1,367thFattest Citizens: 1,527thMost Avoided: 2,194thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,594thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,560thRudest Citizens: 3,973rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,974thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,187thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,796thLargest Retail Industry: 6,653rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,386thNudest: 9,886thHighest Economic Output: 10,035thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,418thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,725thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,059thMost Politically Free: 15,578thMost Extreme: 15,834thMost Pro-Market: 15,978thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,002ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,026thHighest Average Incomes: 18,505thMost Stationary: 18,765thMost Inclusive: 21,725thLargest Populations: 21,777th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 9th in the region

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