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Highest Crime Rates: 806thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,009thHighest Drug Use: 1,087th
The Satyr Lottocracy of
Anarchy
A Lil' La Land of a Lil' La Lunacy
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Lil La Luna

Population15.222 billion

CapitalLynorai
LeaderLady Alylil Denya Sorthof La Luna
Faithcasual moon worship

CurrencyLunar Shell
AnimalLil' La Luna Springbok

The Satyr Lottocracy of Lil La Luna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Alylil Denya Sorthof La Luna with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.222 billion Lunar Goons' live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynorai. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Lunar Goonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,039 trillion Lunar Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 133,982 Lunar Shells, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 834,584 per year while the poor average 9,198, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let Lunar Goons' marry themselves', exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and Lynorai's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lil La Luna's national animal is the Lil' La Luna Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is casual moon worship.

Lil La Luna is ranked 62,499th in the world and 53rd in Caer Sidi for Smartest Citizens, with 38.41 quips per hour.

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1%
Highest Crime Rates: 806thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,009thHighest Drug Use: 1,087thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,119thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,124thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,141stMost Avoided: 1,419thMost Armed: 1,556thFattest Citizens: 1,587thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,523rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,847thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,461stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,829thRudest Citizens: 4,194thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,400thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,809thLargest Retail Industry: 6,919thHighest Economic Output: 9,282ndNudest: 9,527thLargest Mining Sector: 9,961stTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,630thMost Stationary: 15,072ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,095thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,978thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,273rdLargest Populations: 19,338thHighest Average Incomes: 20,214thMost Politically Free: 20,616thMost Extreme: 21,179thMost Pro-Market: 21,720thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,776thMost Inclusive: 23,038thMost Influential: 23,431st
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Lil La Luna was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Commonwealth of Dester, infecting 242 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Lil La Luna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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