The Satyr Lottocracy of Lil La Luna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Alylil Denya Sorthof La Luna with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.222 billion Lunar Goons' live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynorai. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Lunar Goonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,039 trillion Lunar Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 133,982 Lunar Shells, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 834,584 per year while the poor average 9,198, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let Lunar Goons' marry themselves', exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and Lynorai's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lil La Luna's national animal is the Lil' La Luna Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is casual moon worship.

Lil La Luna is ranked 62,499^th in the world and 53^rd in Caer Sidi for Smartest Citizens, with 38.41 quips per hour.