The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph Robinette Biden with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.522 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Like Murican economy, worth a remarkable 8,524 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 549,213 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,084,501 per year while the poor average 5,704, a ratio of 891 to 1.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, and recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Like Murica's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Like Murica is ranked 1,589^th in the world and 31^st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 14,499.29 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.