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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,261st
The Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Lijunida

Population648 million

Currencylinguist
Animalmultilingual

The Commonwealth of Lijunida is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 648 million Lijunidans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Lijunidan economy, worth 22.8 trillion linguists a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,168 linguists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lijunida's national animal is the multilingual, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lijunida is ranked 144,369th in the world and 21st in Dauiland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,261st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lijunida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Lijunida's influence in Dauiland rose from "Hatchling" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Lijunida, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Lijunida, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Lijunida, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Lijunida, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Lijunida, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained multilingual.
  • : Lijunida was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Lijunida relocated from Lazarus to Dauiland.
  • : Lijunida was refounded in Lazarus.

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