Population | 3.888 billion |
Capital | Duinyurmam |
Leader | Bingham Pastorio |
Faith | Intercourse |
Currency | ligma |
Animal | slugma |
The Holy Society of Buddies of Ligmabaels is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bingham Pastorio with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.888 billion Ligmabaelis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duinyurmam. The average income tax rate is 39.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Ligmabaeli economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion ligmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,807 ligmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, and the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ligmabaels's national animal is the slugma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Intercourse.
Ligmabaels is ranked 19,771st in the world and 437th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 92 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Republic of Nation6.
- : Ligmabaels was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
- : Ligmabaels voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Empire of Lettuce.
- : Ligmabaels voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Ligmabaels was admitted to the World Assembly.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Empire of Lettuce and Nation6.