The Holy Cummunity of Ligmabaels is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingham Pastorio with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.418 billion Ligmabaelis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duinyurmam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ligmabaeli economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion ligmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,428 ligmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ligmabaels's national animal is the slugma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Intercourse.

Ligmabaels is ranked 312,789^th in the world and 5,987^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 4.52 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.