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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,031stMost Conservative: 22,626thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,156th
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Life Is Pain Thicc russian accent

Population6.462 billion

Currencyrupee
Animalwolf

The Painless sin of Life Is Pain Thicc russian accent is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.462 billion Life Is Pain Thicc russian accentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Life Is Pain Thicc russian accentian economy, worth 495 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,735 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Life Is Pain Thicc russian accent's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Life Is Pain Thicc russian accent is ranked 43,896th in the world and 93rd in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.16 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Conservative: 22,626thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,156thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,208thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,416th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 178th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 211th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 219th in the regionLargest Governments: 249th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 264th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 298th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 329th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 372nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 408th in the regionMost Income Equality: 508th in the region

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