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Most Compassionate Citizens: 770th Nicest Citizens: 839th Most Inclusive: 892nd
The Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Peace and Justice
Influence
Enforcer
WA Delegate
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
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Lichteburg

Population2.932 billion

CapitalHelena

CurrencyHelen
Animaldolphin

The Democratic Republic of Lichteburg is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.932 billion Lichteburgians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helena. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lichteburgian economy, worth 527 trillion Helens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 179,893 Helens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International tensions are high as Lichteburg threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown. Lichteburg's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lichteburg is ranked 166,689th in the world and 117th in Grenada for Fattest Citizens, with 4.62 Obesity Rate.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 770thNicest Citizens: 839thMost Inclusive: 892ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,026thMost Pacifist: 1,060thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,090thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,333rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,356thBest Weather: 1,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,432ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,474thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,561stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,900thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,094thHighest Drug Use: 2,266thMost Developed: 2,299thMost Cultured: 2,324thSafest: 2,415thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,460thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,667thLargest Governments: 2,874thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,271stSmartest Citizens: 3,275thHealthiest Citizens: 3,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,194thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,422ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,742ndMost Politically Free: 5,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,473rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,941stNudest: 7,066thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,509thHighest Average Incomes: 7,913thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,734thMost Influential: 10,442ndRudest Citizens: 12,468thMost Secular: 15,031stMost Income Equality: 16,019th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, international tensions are high as Lichteburg threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Lichteburg was endorsed by The Social Collective of Agrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Lichteburg, hospitals in Lichteburg are too busy serving the needs of Grenada to see Lichteburgians.

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