The Workers' Republic of Libertasnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kayleigh Sarakov with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.829 billion Libertasnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallow City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertasnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,599 trillion transitional drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 202,610 transitional drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out you can teach cats new tricks, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown. Libertasnia's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Libertasnia is ranked 250,096^th in the world and 22^nd in North Korea for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -10.02 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.