The Workers' Republic of Libertasnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kayleigh Sarakov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.709 billion Libertasnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallow City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertasnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Union Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 160,123 Union Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Libertasnia's border. Crime is totally unknown. Libertasnia's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Libertasnia is ranked 7,967^th in the world and 93^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.53 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.