|Capital||The Port of Rum and Freedom|
|Leader||Dread Captain Goldhoarder|
|Faith||mildly obnoxious weed paganism|
|Animal||Top-Hatted Austrian Eagle|
The Free-Ass Land of Libertaritaritaritaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dread Captain Goldhoarder with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.184 billion Libertaritaritaritarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Port of Rum and Freedom. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Libertaritaritaritarian economy, worth 142 trillion blunts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 120,268 blunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Libertaritaritaritaria's national animal is the Top-Hatted Austrian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is mildly obnoxious weed paganism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Libertaritaritaritaria was endorsed by The Holy Blue NationStates of HumanSanity.
- : Libertaritaritaritaria was endorsed by The Pristine Holy Waters of Namakan.
- : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Libertaritaritaritaria was endorsed by The Archipelagic Paradise of Free Las Pinas.
- : Libertaritaritaritaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats.
- : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
- : Libertaritaritaritaria was endorsed by The Community of Katitania.
- : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
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