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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,885thMost Influential: 2,307thHighest Crime Rates: 2,326th
The Free-Ass Land of
Left-Leaning College State
I am the very model of a libertaritaritaritarian
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Population1.184 billion

CapitalThe Port of Rum and Freedom
LeaderDread Captain Goldhoarder
Faithmildly obnoxious weed paganism

AnimalTop-Hatted Austrian Eagle

The Free-Ass Land of Libertaritaritaritaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dread Captain Goldhoarder with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.184 billion Libertaritaritaritarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Port of Rum and Freedom. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Libertaritaritaritarian economy, worth 142 trillion blunts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 120,268 blunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, apprentice builders get teased for wearing hard hats, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Libertaritaritaritaria's national animal is the Top-Hatted Austrian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is mildly obnoxious weed paganism.

Libertaritaritaritaria is ranked 52,318th in the world and 602nd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,639.07 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,885thTop
Most Influential: 2,307thHighest Crime Rates: 2,326thRudest Citizens: 3,688thFattest Citizens: 4,408thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,229thLargest Retail Industry: 5,254thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,803rdMost Avoided: 8,868thMost Armed: 9,027thLargest Mining Sector: 9,695thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,982ndHighest Drug Use: 12,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,889thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,480thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,868thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,969th
Highest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 59th in the regionFattest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 82nd in the regionMost Avoided: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 90th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 111th in the regionMost Armed: 119th in the regionLargest Black Market: 143rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the region

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