The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of America is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Azuria with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.131 billion Libertarian Lands of Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BLUE CITY. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Libertarian Lands of American economy, worth a remarkable 2,392 trillion Brocons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,290 Brocons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,003,355 per year while the poor average 41,639, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Libertarian Lands of America's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the Eight.

Libertarian Lands of America is ranked 1,184^th in the world and 5^th in Eladen for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,672.64 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.