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Largest Retail Industry: 1,212th Rudest Citizens: 1,726th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,092nd
The Golden States of
Anarchy
We live free and die free.
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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LiberNovusAmericae

Population1.639 billion

CapitalWashington
LeaderJohn Friedman
FaithPastafarianism

Currencybitcoin
AnimalDragon

The Golden States of LiberNovusAmericae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Friedman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.639 billion LiberNovusAmericaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient LiberNovusAmericaean economy, worth 263 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 160,612 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 735,956 per year while the poor average 21,308, a ratio of 34.5 to 1.

Companies balk at paying their workers, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, trespassers entering John Friedman's office are immediately vaporized, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown. LiberNovusAmericae's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

LiberNovusAmericae is ranked 103,191st in the world and 114th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 629.74 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,212thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,726thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,092ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,177thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,680thFattest Citizens: 2,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,784thMost Avoided: 5,008thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,143rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,351stHighest Drug Use: 6,931stLargest Mining Sector: 7,549thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,186thMost Secular: 8,309thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,618thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,227thHighest Average Incomes: 10,445thMost Efficient Economies: 10,506thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,216thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,508thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,879thSmartest Citizens: 12,879th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LiberNovusAmericae, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in LiberNovusAmericae, trespassers entering John Friedman's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in LiberNovusAmericae, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in LiberNovusAmericae, companies balk at paying their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in LiberNovusAmericae, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : LiberNovusAmericae was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in LiberNovusAmericae, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in LiberNovusAmericae, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in LiberNovusAmericae, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : LiberNovusAmericae was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".

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