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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,516th Most Pacifist: 2,551st Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,778th
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Liberal Democratic Socialists
Democratia, Populus, Labor.
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Population3.936 billion

LeaderPresident Konagher


The Constitutional of Lhistonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Konagher with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.936 billion Lhistonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lhistavia. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhistonian economy, worth 390 trillion kodeks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,097 kodeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the tightness of border controls in Lhistonia leave a little to be desired. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lhistonia's national animal is the Fenix, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lhistonia is ranked 169,391st in the world and 5,414th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 2,516thMost Pacifist: 2,551stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,778thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,897thSafest: 3,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,193rdNicest Citizens: 3,208thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,477thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,490thMost Inclusive: 3,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,224thBest Weather: 4,934thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,089thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,729thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,965thHealthiest Citizens: 6,838thMost Developed: 7,269thLowest Crime Rates: 8,504thTop
Largest Governments: 10,247thMost Cultured: 11,114thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,627thSmartest Citizens: 11,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,740thNudest: 13,540thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,566thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,116thMost Secular: 16,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,564th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Pacifist: 102nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 102nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionSafest: 138th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 168th in the regionBest Weather: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 214th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 223rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 271st in the regionMost Developed: 283rd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 314th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 323rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 423rd in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Cultured: 501st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 506th in the regionNudest: 535th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 603rd in the region

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