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Most Compassionate Citizens: 544thNicest Citizens: 582ndMost Inclusive: 599th
The Darklight Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
Rarity, Girls, Gold, Lucky moons
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lhauzfhashe

Population3.669 billion

CapitalTopazia
LeaderZoylia Darklight
FaithCult of Books

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalDolphin

The Darklight Nation of Lhauzfhashe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zoylia Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.669 billion Lhauzfhashians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topazia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhauzfhashian economy, worth 779 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,553 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Lhauzfhashe has found 11 easter eggs), and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Lhauzfhashe's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Lhauzfhashe is ranked 6,065th in the world and 36th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,131.67 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 544thNicest Citizens: 582ndMost Inclusive: 599thMost Pacifist: 728thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,003rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,378thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,392ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,688thBest Weather: 1,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,724thLargest Governments: 1,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,178thMost Efficient Economies: 2,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,223rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,397thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,528thMost Secular: 2,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,707thMost Developed: 2,786thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,886thHealthiest Citizens: 3,082ndSmartest Citizens: 3,294thSafest: 3,328thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,838thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,857thRudest Citizens: 4,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,458thHighest Average Incomes: 5,578thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,065thLowest Crime Rates: 7,393rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,901stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,322ndHighest Economic Output: 23,811th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Lhauzfhashe has found 11 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Lhauzfhashe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lhauzfhashe, posters remind people that 'Hoarding Mushrooms Is Theft'.

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