The Darklight Nation of Lhauzfhashe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zoylia Darklight with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.669 billion Lhauzfhashians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topazia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lhauzfhashian economy, worth 779 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,553 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Lhauzfhashe has found 11 easter eggs), and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime is totally unknown. Lhauzfhashe's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Lhauzfhashe is ranked 6,065^th in the world and 36^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,131.67 on the Societal Mobility Rating.