Highest Crime Rates: 53rd Most Armed: 66th Most Rebellious Youth: 169th
The Safe Haven of
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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.416 billion Gays hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 3,798 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 231,407 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 1,226th in the world and 6th in Gay for Most Stationary, with 2,694.70660872 Days.

Highest Crime Rates: 53rdMost Armed: 66thMost Rebellious Youth: 169thLargest Publishing Industry: 190thMost Politically Free: 206thLongest Average Lifespans: 778thMost Cultured: 816thMost Beautiful Environments: 833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 874thLargest Retail Industry: 984thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,037thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,206thMost Stationary: 1,226thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,294thSmartest Citizens: 1,470thHighest Economic Output: 1,528thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,584thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,734thLargest Black Market: 1,759thMost Efficient Economies: 1,998thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,020thBest Weather: 2,152ndMost Inclusive: 2,419thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,444thRudest Citizens: 2,608thHighest Average Incomes: 2,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,677thMost Developed: 2,696thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,143rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,927thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,910thMost Influential: 5,355thLargest Populations: 5,374thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,940thNudest: 6,514thMost Secular: 7,485thMost Extreme: 7,746thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,233rdNicest Citizens: 14,320thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,389th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the region

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