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Highest Crime Rates: 58th Most Armed: 88th Largest Publishing Industry: 126th
The Safe Haven of
New York Times Democracy
#LoveIsLove
Saint Nick
Regional Influence
Squire
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Nick with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 17.521 billion Gays enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gay economy, worth a remarkable 4,402 trillion Irish gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,273 Irish gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and LGBT Equality's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. LGBT Equality's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naughty or Niceism.

LGBT Equality is ranked 37,446th in the world and 130th in Gay for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.22 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Highest Crime Rates: 58thMost Armed: 88thLargest Publishing Industry: 126thMost Rebellious Youth: 174thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 731stMost Cultured: 766thLargest Black Market: 825thLargest Information Technology Sector: 846thLargest Gambling Industry: 847thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,032ndMost Stationary: 1,042ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,043rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,195thLargest Retail Industry: 1,207thHighest Economic Output: 1,294thSmartest Citizens: 1,392ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,573rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,578thMost Efficient Economies: 1,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,167thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,218thMost Developed: 2,289thMost Inclusive: 2,421stBest Weather: 2,511thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,665thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,838thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,165thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,804thLargest Populations: 4,750thMost Influential: 5,288thMost Secular: 6,414thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,591stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,460thNudest: 13,563rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,139th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, LGBT Equality's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : LGBT Equality was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed.
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in LGBT Equality, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS.

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