The Souveräner Großreich of LFPD Soveriegn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Rio with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.051 billion LFPD Soveriegnites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stoke-on-Trent. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LFPD Soveriegnen economy, worth a remarkable 1,061 trillion Kaiserliche Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,348 Kaiserliche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, going on a diet invalidates your passport, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LFPD Soveriegn's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LFPD Soveriegn is ranked 305,989^th in the world and 12,323^rd in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -388.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.