The Bannertopia of Lextrius is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bruce Banner with an iron fist, and notable for its feral children, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 4.42 billion Lextrians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lex. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lextrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion banners a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,385 banners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The doctor has cold hands, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, war criminals are given full state funerals, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lextrius's national animal is the banner, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lextrius is ranked 956^th in the world and 3^rd in TopCornion for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 91 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.