The Grand Duchy of Lexembourg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Duchess Adélaïde with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 21.478 billion Lexembourgers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville Lexembourg. The average income tax rate is 60.0%.

The powerhouse Lexembourgish economy, worth a remarkable 1,270 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,133 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lexembourg's national animal is the panthera leo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lexembourg is ranked 166,696^th in the world and 679^th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 32.98 on the Hayek Index.