Population | 386 million |
Capital | Hokkaido |
Currency | Lewchewan Yuan |
Animal | Lewchewan Shiba Inu |
The Empire of Lewchewan is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 386 million Lewchewanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hokkaido. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.
The thriving Lewchew economy, worth 28.2 trillion Lewchewan Yuan a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,112 Lewchewan Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Lewchewan's national animal is the Lewchewan Shiba Inu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Lewchewan is ranked 93,137th in the world and 1,806th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,484.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Lewchewan, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Lewchew nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.