The Grand Duchy of Lestovonia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 289 million Lestovonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Selwovyatra. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lestovonian economy, worth 9.83 trillion Coppenhaghts a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,027 Coppenhaghts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, Lestovonia has designated Selwovyatra as its capital city, and devotion to God is only skin-deep. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lestovonia's national animal is the Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lestovonia is ranked 239,961^st in the world and 195^th in Caer Sidi for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 42,324 Standard Monetary Units.