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Most Secular: 368thHighest Poor Incomes: 430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 478th
The AnarchoIdiotism of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We only make bad decisions
Top Fool
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Lessoni

Population3.935 billion

Capital10000934
LeaderTop Fool
FaithBad Decisions

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalWeeaboo

The AnarchoIdiotism of Lessoni is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Top Fool with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.935 billion Lessonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 10000934. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lessonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,552 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 394,465 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lessoni's national animal is the Weeaboo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bad Decisions.

Lessoni is ranked 368th in the world and 1st in The Allied Republic for Most Secular, with 99.21 Atheism Rate.

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Most Secular: 368thHighest Poor Incomes: 430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 491stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 731stMost Corrupt Governments: 775thLargest Insurance Industry: 782ndHighest Average Incomes: 784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 839thLargest Black Market: 1,064thLargest Mining Sector: 1,156thLowest Crime Rates: 1,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,194thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,434thMost Developed: 2,759thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,055thMost Efficient Economies: 3,248thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,568thSmartest Citizens: 4,217thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,269thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,848thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,093rdNudest: 5,268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,631stRudest Citizens: 7,893rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,134thHighest Economic Output: 10,411thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,749thMost Conservative: 11,884thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,770thLargest Retail Industry: 14,116thMost Avoided: 14,716thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,083rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,513thMost Authoritarian: 16,737thHealthiest Citizens: 19,863rdMost Influential: 21,425th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Lessoni's influence in The Allied Republic rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Lessoni was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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