by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,259thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,965thFattest Citizens: 19,307th
The Protectorate of
Capitalist Paradise
Curiosity is a secret of happiness
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population538 million

CapitalKharkiv and Kyiv

CurrencyLeslanadanan Coins
AnimalDouble headed eagle

The Protectorate of Leslandana is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 538 million Leslandanans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkiv and Kyiv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Leslandanan economy, worth 33.4 trillion Leslanadanan Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,107 Leslanadanan Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,938 per year while the poor average 8,767, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Leslandana, and the government seizes the property of the recently deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Leslandana's national animal is the Double headed eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Leslandana is ranked 73,359th in the world and 9th in Montparnasse Bienvenue for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.16 Whatever.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,259thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,965thFattest Citizens: 19,307thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,517thMost Armed: 27,045thMost Rebellious Youth: 30,279th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the region

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