by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,784thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,790thMost Inclusive: 1,902nd
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Freedom and Prosperity for everyone
Finrod Felagund
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.558 billion

LeaderFinrod Felagund

AnimalKoala Beer

The Federal Republic of Lesinteil is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Finrod Felagund with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.558 billion Lesinteili are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indrawel. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesinteil economy, worth 406 trillion Letaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,748 Letaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Finrod Felagund has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, torture is illegal, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is totally unknown. Lesinteil's national animal is the Koala Beer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valinoranism.

Lesinteil is ranked 177,424th in the world and 6,636th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -73.33 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,784thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,790thMost Inclusive: 1,902ndNicest Citizens: 1,918thMost Influential: 1,997thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,340thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,438thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,840thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,347thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,673rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,079thBest Weather: 4,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,164thHighest Drug Use: 4,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,469thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,663rdMost Developed: 4,887thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,971stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,488thHealthiest Citizens: 5,525thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,727thLargest Governments: 6,155thSmartest Citizens: 6,253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,524thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,276thMost Cultured: 7,823rdSafest: 8,186thLowest Crime Rates: 8,452ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,801stHighest Average Incomes: 11,662ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,385thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,277thMost Secular: 13,721stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,088thMost Income Equality: 18,810thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,571stNudest: 20,600th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 61st in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 76th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 77th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 81st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 90th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 125th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 160th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 169th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 177th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost Cultured: 227th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 235th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionSafest: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 348th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 385th in the regionTop
Nudest: 421st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 437th in the regionMost Secular: 494th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 552nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 603rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 706th in the regionMost Stationary: 741st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, being Finrod Felagund has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, Finrod Felagund is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Lesinteil grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, they say that Lesinteili made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, Koala Beer is one of the most popular forenames in Lesinteil.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Erinor, Wehraboos, Saciu, Barabarom, Xandev, Volaworand, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Tsunamy, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Hanguk-Nippon, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Luddinlande, Aumeltopia, Dasko, Vincent Field, The Filippinas, Amerion, Kringalia, Qvait, Beepee, Rebel-topia, The West Valley Mountains, Zaelith, Aurcania, Jehenna, New Briantown, Sedunn, Kiasu-ism, Imperial Duck, The United Expanse, Theorin, Bear Connors Paradiso, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Empa Aserium, Mapico, Tsvetania, The Tecorogan Federation, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Kandorith, Qawe, Abarri, Phanama, Astraee, Tilipria, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Madreia, Cohors Stercore, and 77 others.Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Isles of Creckero, Lambdaland, Curlyhoward, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Tioloman, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, Tepertopia, Rabbitz, Tarnik, Eggraria, Hutington, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, The Solar System Scope, Iym Winterless, Soem, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, V3rmont, Eskvenn, ChickenDome, Holy Free, Kervanosia, Merevane, Baltenlands, The Worst army of, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Starsight, Shefino, Sau Man Frescher, Compli, NganXuan, Auphelia, Corgitopiaa, Melicorium, Matak Tribes, Laamiva, Privatore, Erimo, The Radanivans, West Fallows, Alaninia, Well F, Rhetiaa, RestartAll, United States of Vietnam, Dossiny, Royaltica, Nova Kobol, Trepsit, Purple Hyacinth, Sandaoguo, Valdutz, Briteannia, Ovkianos, Ralphburg, Drugged Monkeys, Myness, Kedjens, Avia Lavanda, Midand, Concrete Slab, Efferalt, White Bananistan, Belschaft, B H A R A T, and Catillos.

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