The Federal Republic of Lesinteil is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Finrod Felagund with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.158 billion Lesinteilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indrawel. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lesinteil economy, worth 137 trillion Letaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,716 Letaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, school history books often refer to Finrod Felagund as "that imperialist pig dog", drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown. Lesinteil's national animal is the Koala Beer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valinoraism.

Lesinteil is ranked 156,168^th in the world and 6,500^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 Kickbacks Per Hour.