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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,287th Most Rebellious Youth: 5,678th Most Cultured: 7,209th
The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Vivat Libertatem
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Justice Minister
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of Lesbia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President O'Brian with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.284 billion Lesbians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbia City. The average income tax rate is 10.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lesbian economy, worth 788 trillion Lesbian dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,899 Lesbian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Lesbia City, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbia's national animal is the Les, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is unofficially Christianity.

Lesbia is ranked 152,794th in the world and 7th in Central Pacific Empire for Most Avoided, scoring 0.88 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,287thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5,678thMost Cultured: 7,209thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 10,211thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,518thLargest Populations: 10,677thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,757thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12,764thHighest Economic Output: 13,646thLargest Black Market: 14,000thMost Devout: 14,850thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,564thHealthiest Citizens: 16,616thSmartest Citizens: 16,926thBest Weather: 17,170thMost Developed: 17,491st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Lesbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Lesbia City.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Lesbia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Lesbia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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