Largest Publishing Industry: 552nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,947th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,759th
The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Vivat Libertatem
Regional Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Republic of Lesbia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President O'Brian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.705 billion Lesbians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbia City. The average income tax rate is 4.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lesbian economy, worth 546 trillion Lesbian dollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 51,097 Lesbian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbia's national animal is the Les, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is unofficially Christianity.

Lesbia is ranked 11,957th in the world and 6th in Central Pacific Empire for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 552ndTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,947thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,759thNicest Citizens: 7,927thTop
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Most Devout: 8,143rdNudest: 8,501stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,683rdBest Weather: 9,022ndMost Cultured: 9,819thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,845thLargest Populations: 11,170thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,685thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,957thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,828thMost Developed: 13,717th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lesbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Lesbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, the armed forces are vetting the political loyalties of its remaining officers.
  • : Lesbia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Arms Possession Act"".
  • : Lesbia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbia, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.

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