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Most Politically Free: 2,138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,048thRudest Citizens: 10,579th
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Leo Valdez VIII

Population384 million


The Republic of Leo Valdez VIII is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 384 million Leo Valdez VIIIians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Leo Valdez VIIIian economy, worth 15.6 trillion francs a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,573 francs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,942 per year while the poor average 2,866, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the tenet of free speech is held dear, and Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Leo Valdez VIII's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Leo Valdez VIII is ranked 207,394th in the world and 2,610th in Artificial Solar System for Most Authoritarian, with 3.28 milliStalins.

Most Politically Free: 2,138thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,048thRudest Citizens: 10,579thTop
Fattest Citizens: 12,280thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,200thMost Pro-Market: 14,590thMost Extreme: 14,918thHighest Drug Use: 15,453rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,423rdHighest Crime Rates: 18,561stMost Armed: 20,729thMost Avoided: 20,971st
Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Avoided: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Armed: 117th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 223rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 227th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 231st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 233rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 235th in the regionNudest: 240th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 243rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 244th in the regionMost Extreme: 256th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 267th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 280th in the region

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