The Free Land of Lentse Luchten is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.462 billion Lentse Luchtenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lentse Luchtenian economy, worth 129 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,748 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Old age is the nation's leading method of execution, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, female ship captains never volunteer for polar routes, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lentse Luchten's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lentse Luchten is ranked 57,608^th in the world and 12^th in Colonia Apollonis for Nudest, with 202.25 cheeks per square mile.