Population | 3.481 billion |
Capital | Even Newer York City |
Leader | Lennie Briscoe |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | lennie coin |
Animal | wolf |
The Once and Future King of Lennie Briscoe is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lennie Briscoe with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.481 billion Lennie Briscoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Even Newer York City. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lennie Briscoean economy, worth 297 trillion lennie coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,376 lennie coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and a degree in Lennie Briscoe Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lennie Briscoe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Lennie Briscoe is ranked 4,931st in the world and 221st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 169 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lennie Briscoe, a degree in Lennie Briscoe Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Lennie Briscoe, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
- : Following new legislation in Lennie Briscoe, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in Lennie Briscoe, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Lennie Briscoe, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
- : Following new legislation in Lennie Briscoe, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
- : Lennie Briscoe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Lennie Briscoe changed its national nation type to "Once and Future King".
- : Following new legislation in Lennie Briscoe, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in Lennie Briscoe, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.