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Most Secular: 1,513th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,324th Safest: 2,596th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Permanent Revolution, land, and bread.
The Council of The Fourth International
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Leninist Haven

Population1.401 billion

CapitalJaegglebaegglia
LeaderThe Council of The Fourth International

CurrencyLenin Mark
AnimalLenin Bear

The People's Republic of Leninist Haven is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Council of The Fourth International with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.401 billion Leninist Havenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaegglebaegglia. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The powerhouse Leninist Havenian economy, worth 163 trillion Lenin Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 116,771 Lenin Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leninist Haven's national animal is the Lenin Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leninist Haven is ranked 66,258th in the world and 2nd in Rot Front for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,171.51 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 1,513thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,324thSafest: 2,596thMost Pacifist: 2,883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,192ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,200thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,260thNicest Citizens: 3,688thMost Inclusive: 3,746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,876thLowest Crime Rates: 3,982ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,064thBest Weather: 4,256thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,872ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,262ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,450thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,595thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,749thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,411thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,440thLargest Governments: 6,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,373rdMost Income Equality: 8,008thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,306thHighest Drug Use: 11,838thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,045thMost Developed: 14,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,693rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.
  • : Leninist Haven was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Leninist Haven, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.

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