The Free Land of Lenar Hoyt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.97 billion Lenar Hoytians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keats. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The very strong Lenar Hoytian economy, worth 159 trillion kredits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,735 kredits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,124 per year while the poor average 21,154, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Lenar Hoyt, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lenar Hoyt's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lenar Hoyt is ranked 75,537^th in the world and 2,767^th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 36.62 quips per hour.