The Queendom of Lena Tracer Oxton is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Gwen Lena Tracer Oxton Eveline Hepburn with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 12.517 billion Tracers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Row. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tracer economy, worth 882 trillion Seconds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,478 Seconds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, military spending is on the increase, television executives are interested in turning Gwen Lena Tracer Oxton Eveline Hepburn's zany home life into a sitcom, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lena Tracer Oxton's national animal is the Time, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lena Tracer Oxton is ranked 272,768^th in the world and 10^th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most Primitive, scoring -166.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.