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Highest Economic Output: 6,686th Largest Welfare Programs: 8,455th Largest Populations: 9,364th
The Gun Thread Patron Saints of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
No Karen, I don't care about Australia
His Imperial Majesty Ron Swanson III
Influence
Power
Capsaicin Commander
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Len Hyet

Population14.593 billion

CapitalHoly Hyetia
LeaderHis Imperial Majesty Ron Swanson III
FaithSons of Saint Stoner

CurrencyReal Goddamn Nato
AnimalGolem

The Gun Thread Patron Saints of Len Hyet is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Ron Swanson III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 14.593 billion Hyetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Hyetia. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hyetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion Real Goddamn Natos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,948 Real Goddamn Natos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Hyetian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Len Hyet's national animal is the Golem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sons of Saint Stoner.

Len Hyet is ranked 12,617th in the world and 1st in HFY for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,549.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 6,686thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,455thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,364thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,715thMost Developed: 11,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,852ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,379thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,617thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,685thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,953rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,912thLowest Crime Rates: 14,580thLargest Governments: 14,822ndMost Stationary: 14,878thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,742ndMost Influential: 15,856thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,062ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,223rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Len Hyet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Len Hyet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Len Hyet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Len Hyet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Len Hyet's influence in HFY rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Len Hyet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Len Hyet's influence in HFY fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Len Hyet, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Hyetian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Len Hyet, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Len Hyet, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.

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