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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 484thLargest Black Market: 933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 943rd
The Holy Lemmon Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
You're poison! You need reconditioning! RECONDITIOOOON!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lemmongrab

Population17.988 billion

CapitalCastle Lemmongrab
LeaderEarl Lemmongrab
FaithGlobism

CurrencyGrab
AnimalLemmondog

The Holy Lemmon Kingdom of Lemmongrab is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Earl Lemmongrab with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.988 billion Lemmon grabbers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Lemmongrab. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmongrabian economy, worth a remarkable 4,853 trillion Grabs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 269,840 Grabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmongrab's national animal is the Lemmondog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Globism.

Lemmongrab is ranked 247,000th in the world and 45th in Hartfelden for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -14.32 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 484thLargest Black Market: 933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 943rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,309thMost Devout: 1,563rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,859thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,021stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,127thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,186thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,272ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,368thHighest Economic Output: 2,444thTop
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Most Armed: 2,987thHighest Average Incomes: 3,009thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,627thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,076thLargest Governments: 4,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,028thMost Patriotic: 5,672ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,064thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,851stMost Efficient Economies: 7,097thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,720thLargest Populations: 12,616thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,713thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,882ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,725thMost Conservative: 22,307th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lemmongrab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Lemmongrab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Lemmongrab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Lemmongrab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Lemmongrab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Lemmongrab was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Lemmongrab's influence in Hartfelden rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Lemmongrab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Lemmongrab's influence in Hartfelden fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Lemmongrab was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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