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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,289th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,301st Most Advanced Public Transport: 6,367th
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Lemming utopia

Population10.873 billion

Currencykaas
Animallemming

The Eiland of Lemming utopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.873 billion Lemming utopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The all-consuming Lemming utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion kaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,133 kaas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemming utopia's national animal is the lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lemming utopia is ranked 23,147th in the world and 3rd in Lemuria for Most Devout, with 1,130.57 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,289thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,367thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,772ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,816thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,105thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,740thHighest Economic Output: 12,148thLowest Crime Rates: 12,719thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,802ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,957th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, Lemming utopian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemming utopia, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.

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